We didn’t set out to build another VA agency.
We set out to burn the whole broken system down... and rebuild it from the forest floor up.
We were tired of watching high performing real estate agents wasting their time trying to hire, train, and manage VAs who couldn’t keep up, didn’t get the industry, and ended up being more work than help.
And we were equally tired of seeing brilliant VAs stuck in burnout, underpaid, overmanaged, and slowly resenting their laptops.
SO WE CREATED SOMETHING NEW.
A gamified, nature fueled, delegation revolution.
Squirrel Support isn’t a team.
It’s a micro army of US-based elite executioners in disguise, wearing cute squirrel names and fueled by acorns (our totally made up, totally genius task currency).
We ditched the traditional VA model, the 40 hour retainer fluff, and the micromanaging madness…
And replaced it with a task-based delegation system that’s fast, efficient, and — dare we say — kinda fun.
We believe you didn’t get into real estate to learn ClickUp or babysit virtual assistants.
You got in this game to close deals, serve clients, and make bank.
We’re here to make sure you can do exactly that — by giving you instant access to a US-based vetted, trained, highly incentivized VA force that gets sh*t done without blowing up your Slack or wasting your time.
✖️Hire a VA.
✖️Spend 14 hours explaining what you need.
✖️Get a Canva graphic back 3 weeks later with typos.
✖️Cry.
✖️Fire them.
✖️Repeat.
🐿️ Get your acorns.
🐿️ Drop your tasks.
🐿️ Sit back and watch the squirrels work their magic.
🐿️ Done-for-you tasks. No training. No hiring. No nonsense.
🐿️ Boom. Scaled.
IT'S AUTOMATION MEETS ELEVATION, WITH A SIDE OF FOREST VIBES AND WORLD DOMINATION.
You’re wrapping up a showing. Your inbox is full. Your social media is two weeks behind. Your TC just quit.
And instead of spiraling, you pop open your phone, log into your Squirrel Support dashboard, and drop in a task:
→ "Need 3 Instagram graphics for this weekend’s open house. Use my colors and vibe. You know the drill."
Acorns: 4.
You hit submit.
Boom. Task accepted by Willow (the squirrel who dominates all things creative content).
By the time your latte is finished, the job is in progress.
No Slack threads. No voice notes. No chasing humans.
This is the Acorn economy. And it’s glorious.
You buy a bundle of Acorns (our task based credit system), assign your tasks through a simple form, and your squirrel squad handles the rest.
Everything is streamlined...
You get execution. You get consistency. You get your life back.
And the best part? Our VAs are trained to compete — not just complete.
They earn bonuses, unlock prizes, and go hard for those 5-star reviews.
This isn’t just a job for them. It’s a game. And they’re in it to win it (by crushing your task list).
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