READY TO GET SQUIRRELY?

THE ACORN SYSTEM (aka your new favorite productivity currency)


Our US-based VAs don’t charge by the hour. They charge by the task — and you pay with Acorns.


Here’s how it works:

  • You choose your Acorn package based on how much support you need.
  • Each task is assigned a value (for example: a listing flyer = 2 Acorns 🌰🌰, inbox cleanup = 1 Acorn 🌰, weekly email = 3 Acorns 🌰🌰🌰).
  • You submit your task via our simple request form. No managing. No micromanaging. No frustrating back and forth.
  • Our elite, squirrel micro team swoops in, completes the work, and drops the finished product in your client folder like the foraging geniuses they are.
  • You sit back and actually focus on what matters.

Choose Your Acorn Stash 🌰

What’s Included:

✅ Access to our full suite of done-for-you VA services
✅ Simple request system — no contracts, no stress
✅ Fast, reliable turnaround
✅ Your own branded task folder + squirrel-coded micro team
✅ Squirrel scoreboard (yes, our VAs are actually competing to be your fave)
✅ Founder pricing locked in when you join now

Starter Stash

Perfect for solo agents dipping their toes into delegation.

→ Great for weekly support on basic marketing, admin, and updates.

25 Acorns

STARTER STASH: $175

Growth Mode

For agents juggling multiple listings and constant lead gen.

→ Think full weekly support — flyers, email campaigns, and admin extras.

50 Acorns

Power Producer

Our highest-value tier for high-volume agents or small teams.

→ Batch the hell out of your business and let us handle the backend like pros.

100 Acorns

THIS IS BETTER. THIS IS DIFFERENT. THIS IS THE SQUIRREL WAY.

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LET'S GO NUTS 🐿️